Presenting Her Royal Highness, Iona Dubblewide, IAGSDC Honky Tonk Queen 2008

Yes, the Gateway Squares' own Aaron Wells, competing as Iona Dubblewide -- ambitious biker babe from the wrong side of the tracks -- is now the 2008 Honky Tonk Queen of the International Association of Gay Square Dancing Clubs.

Wig. Boots. Blow-Up Doll. Half a dozen half-naked, writhing men. All brought together in under eight minutes to the tune of Tammy Winnette's immortal Stand By Your Man.

Congratulations, Aaron! Click on the image below to watch the event in all its glory.